7:00 Play nicely in office while Mom has a conference call since babysitting doesn't start til 8am. Poop at 7:15 while mom is on the phone. Make sure it gets on PJ's before she can get off the phone to change diaper.
7:30 Scream over diaper change Get diaper change standing up. Wriggle as much as possible.
7:35 Breakfast. Since prior days include nursing at 6:30, 7:30, and 8, mom decides to give oatmeal for breakfast today instead. I've had oatmeal lots of times this exact way but today its disgusting. Spit out all of it. Watch mom pour it into the reusable pouch that I LOVE to eat out of it. Same oatmeal. Spit it all out. Whine about not getting what I want until 8:00. Try to be cute so I can get more yogurt melts and raspberries. Come on Mom! I know there are more raspberries in the fridge! What do you mean, "not on sale, I can't have an entire carton in one day?!"
8:00 Daddy takes over. Thank goodness. Play time. Mom goes to work. What happens with Daddy stays with Daddy.
8:15 go visit mom in the office. She ignores me while I play on the bookshelf. Remove as many books as possible from bookshelf onto office floor.
8:30 Nap.
10:00 Awake and time for a little more milk. Nurse. Nurse in every possible position. Pinch and pull and look around.
10:07 Lose interest in nursing. Who put all these books back? I wanted them on the floor.
10:30 Run errands with Daddy. He is so fun!
12:00 Lunch. Dad tries to trick me with that squash-tasting mac and cheese. No way, buddy. I get yogurt and berries and cheese instead.
1:00 Nurse a little more with as much difficulty as possible.
1:30-3 Nap
3:00 Playtime with Daddy. Play in bedroom with new hand-me-down play kitchen. Open microwave door. Close. Open. Close. Open. Close. Open. Clo---oops, finger stuck. Back open. Close. Open. Close. Look! Another door on this thing! Open. Close. I love this.
4:30 Mommy off work! Daddy suggests going out to dinner. Great idea.
5:00 Go to mall for Red Robin.
5:45 Done eating at Red Robin but still 1:15 til bedtime. That place is too fast!!! Mall walk.
6:30 Bath. I stand up after 30 seconds so bath ends fast.
6:32 Scream during diaper placement and PJ dressing. Get diaper and PJ's on standing up.
6:40 Nurse for 10 minutes. More looking around and trying out every possible lap position. Barf all over Mom.
6:50 Mom takes me into my room with lights out, music on. This means business! I better get the rest of my milk. Tries out 3-4 nursing positions before finding a comfortable one. Nurse as slow as possible to avoid going to bed. Mom tries to stop me 3 times but no - I am STILL EATING despite long, long pauses and staring into nothing. Finally, FINE - I'll be done.
7:15 into bed. Night Night.
10:00 or soon -- night feed.
3am - wake up again and cry. Mom used to feed me during this time! I used to reward her once in awhile with sleeping til 8. As punishment for getting ignored at this time, I'll be up at 6!!!
Note: Can't have a post without a picture. These are actually from yesterday, messy play in the backyard. Notice I am holding my current favorite toy, a reusable ice cube.
3 comments:
Bhahaha. These are the posts that make me realize that Jack is a super chill little dude. The sad part is that I thought he WASN'T for so long sooooo...I'm not quite sure how I'll handle a more "normal" baby. This one tuckers me out ha. :) John is soooo cute. And the "open shut open shut" over and over...yeah. They do it like they don't know whats going to happen each time haha. Weirdos.
2 naps! yay Mama! And you are a super hero for working from home. Let's hear it for awesome parenting partners.
You're hilarious, Totally LOL over here!! Also K LOVES those ice cubes but Todd keeps telling me he's going to choke on them. I was like HA! See, Christy thinks you're crazy too!
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